Thursday, November 29, 2012

Rugrats

Well it has been a while, and I do apologize for that. My life has been awfully hectic, what with school and soccer and all. I have been completely unable to get up early due to the fact that I am tired. exhausted. my brain is totally and completely fried, Not that bad, but you get the point.

Do people ever realize how messed up some kids shows are? Like courage that cowardly dog. That shit is SCARY. I think that show may be part of the reason that my psyche is so effing weird. And then there is ed edd and eddy, which is just.... weird. I found this amazing analysis of why that show is actually about a purgatory for dead children, and it kind of killed part of y childhood. But, you know, of lot of things have tried to kill my childhood. Rugrats scared the shit out of my when I was a child, and I don't really know why. Maybe the animation style? I really just don't know.

That's all folks!

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Wilkommen. Woezor. Welcome.

Hello.

This is 4:30. It's called 4:30 for a reason. That reason being that all of my blog posts shall be written at the ungodly hour of 4:30 in the morning, that time in the morning before I am really awake enough to censor my thoughts in anyway, but still awake enough to have thoughts. In case you were wondering, no I do not wake up at such an unseemly hour just to blog. I do it for homework. God damn you school, forcing me into this horrifying sleep schedule.

There are some rules of the 4:30 blog. Here they are:
1. All blogs posts must be started at 4:30 or earlier
2. My thoughts on are unadulterated. The backspace key is off limits. Unless I misspell something.
3. I will write a new post at least once every week, unless there is some reason that I really just shouldn't be getting up at this atrociously early hour.
And there we have it. Welcome to 4:30..

Now to start the actual blog post. Since this is the introductory blog, lets talk about me! I am your sort of average, but not really 16 year old girl. I'm a bit taller than average. I'm a bit jockeyer than is average for a nerd, and a bit nerdier than is average for a jock. Also I'm a huge theater buff. I love that stuff. Also, soccer, soccer is good. My hair is much, much, much more curly than average. In fact, I would go so far as to say my hair very curly. It is curly to the degree of curly.

I am the epitome of ADHD. My attention span, lasts about a solid 1 minute and 41 seconds. I'm pretty sure this is the exact time because it's about the time of how much of any single youtube video I can really stand before my mind starts to wander. I also have energy, Energy galore, energy for the children, energy for everyone, and still some left over.Unfortunately, during the school day I don't have a very good place to put my energy, so most of it ends up going to the noble cause of annoying the living daylights out of my friends.

I have also developed the wonderful talent of making anything and everything anyone says ever sound extremely dirty. I think of it as the fine art of wordsmithing. As a wordsmith, I take other's words and twist them around, until I have drawn out all and any possible innuendos.

I also sing a lot.